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Ближний и дальний круг знакомых Майкла. Предполагаемые участники и посвященные в хоакс./The inner circle of Michael Jackson. People that are supposed to be in the know, insiders involved in the hoax.

Перл Джуниор / Pearl Jr

Перл Джуниор / Pearl Jr

#1  Сообщение Trueamore » 19 июн 2011, 01:32

http://themjplace.com/2011/03/22/attent ... insider-2/

Доказывают,что фотка с надписью See you in July подделка.

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#2  Сообщение Trueamore » 19 июн 2011, 01:33

С ее твита http://twitpic.com/5a7lv3


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Книга была опубликована 24 июня 2009 года.Название "Загадочная смерть Майкла Джексона- настоящая история".

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#3  Сообщение Trueamore » 19 июн 2011, 01:35


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#4  Сообщение Trueamore » 22 июн 2011, 18:50

B Howard interview-Is he Micheal Jackson's son? & More!


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#5  Сообщение Trueamore » 29 июн 2011, 18:48

TMZ Lied About Michael Jackson Insurance & Deeds


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#6  Сообщение Trueamore » 05 июл 2011, 19:25

Part 2 B. Howard Is he Michael Jackson's son (Interview)


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#7  Сообщение Trueamore » 24 июл 2011, 19:13

Flanagan Speaks Michael Jackson Case July 20, 2011


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#8  Сообщение Белая роза » 28 июл 2011, 16:26

Насколько я поняла это рецензия на ее фильм, и она некрофильская, или я что-то не так поняла..... icon_hmm
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Review: 'Alive! Is Michael Jackson Really Dead?' might be the worst movie ever


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You've never heard of the just-released-on-Netflix-Instant Alive! Is Michael Jackson Really Dead? but it's time you were made aware of its existence. This documentary (and we use that term very, very loosely) was made by "investigative journalist" (note: we're going to be using a lot of words loosely today) Pearl Jr., who might just be the most incompetent filmmaker, journalist, film presence, and all-around human-being that's ever walked the Earth. But that doesn't mean that you shouldn't watch Alive! Is Michael Jackson Really Dead? as soon as humanly possible. Read on for the review, my gentle Examiner readers...

A few years ago, when pop-superstar Michael Jackson died, the world enjoyed a nice bit of collective nostalgia for the Michael Jackson that was: Jackson's albums leaped to the top of the Billboard charts, the other Jackson Five members crawled out from under a series of rocks to express how distressed they were over Michael's death (despite the fact that more than a couple of 'em hadn't spoken to "MJ" in years), and-- for the briefest of moments-- the world put aside all the crazy rumors, salacious innuendoes, and creepy speculations to celebrate the dude that had made Thriller 25 years prior. It was sad to see Michael Jackson die, but it seemed to inspire a newfound wave of respect for the King of Pop.

And so, in the year 2011, it's time to mark the end of that respectful period. It's time for the bizzarely-titled Alive! Is Michael Jackson Really Dead? currently available for purchase on Amazon.com or as an instant download from Netflix Instant.

Now, you're probably wondering why the hell we're discussing Alive! here at Comedy Examiner HQ. That's probably because you haven't seen Alive!, but once you've seen it-- and, if I'm successful in my mission here, that's precisely what you're going to do by the time this article wraps-- you'll understand completely why we'd decide to cover it under the Comedy Examiner by-line: this is (without question) the most warped, childishly-produced, batsh-t crazy, woefully incompetent documentary that we have ever seen. Ever.

Have you seen that half-assed documentary about UFO's starring Dan Aykroyd? Well, Alive! Is Michael Jackson Really Dead? makes that film look like The Thin Blue Line. The "film" (again, we use that term in the loosest way possible) unfolds across just 53 minutes, offering one piece of "evidence" after another in support of writer/director/star (again, think: "loose," loose-like-Amy-Fisher loose) Pearl Jr.'s theory that Michael Jackson is...alive? Murdered? Some combination of the two? Pearl Jr.'s not big on "sticking to one theory." These bits of "evidence" are really just random "facts," innuendoes, and leaps-in-logic that-- on their own-- mean nothing, but when combined...still mean nothing.

For example: did you know that both the ambulance and fire truck that arrived at Jackson's Neverland Ranch on the day he died both had the number 71 painted on their sides? And did you know that Michael Jackson's name has 17 letters in it? Coincidence? Pearl Jr. thinks not, and-- judging from that smug grin that's plastered on her face throughout the "film"-- you might be an idiot for not seeing the connection here: Obviously, an ambulance designated as #71 and a dead pop-star with 17 letters in his name can only mean one thing: cold-blooded murder. Or a death-hoax. Again, the bottom line isn't as important to Pearl Jr. as her ability to randomly spout "proofs" (she actually uses this term at one point) in support of her ever-changing theory.

Also, did you know that Michael Jackson was an Elvis Presley fan? And that he once told an interviewer that he was "going to end up just like Elvis"? Well, murder. Did you know that a photo exists of Michael Jackson looking into a camera? Well, that's clearly evidence of a faked-death. Did you know that Pearl Jr. went to the website of the cemetery where Michael Jackson is supposedly "buried," and found that the intimate details of his burial plot weren't even available to her on said website? Well, murder/death-hoax, you take your pick.

When I tell you that Alive! Is Michael Jackson Really Dead? is incompetently-made, those words do not do the actuality of the film's incompetence justice. Random photos of Jackson are projected onscreen along with archival footage of him performing, getting into cars, meeting fans, entering courtrooms, shopping, and so on. Talking-head "experts" pop up, offering "information" in random spurts and dribbles, none of it adding up to anything. From time to time, the "film" cuts back to what appears to be a middle-school library, where Pearl Jr. will dazzle you with a wide array of poses: here's Pearl Jr. looking coy, chin in her hand, grinning at the camera. Here's Pearl Jr., smiling broadly (and not a little inappropriately) while talking about Jackson's death. Here's Pearl Jr. gesturing wildly, saying words like "supposebly" and "Marlon Brandon."

My associate and I happened to stumble upon this travesty while pouring through the latest additions to Netflix Instant, and it might just be the greatest discovery I have ever made: by the end of the film, we were shrieking with laughter (and, lemme tell ya, folks: I don't shriek easily), screaming at the screen every time that Pearl Jr. presented a new piece of "evidence" (or, in the parlance of Pearl Jr., a new "proofs"). The last time I experienced a film this poorly-made and hilarious, it was James Nguyen's Birdemic, but I gotta hand it to Alive! Is Michael Jackson Really Dead?: Birdemic looks like a Kubrickian masterpiece next to Pearl Jr.'s jaw-droppingly awful groin-punch of a "documentary." This "film" will redefine your understanding of the words "bad," "awful," "incompetent," "amateurish," and "terrible." Considering that Sarah Jessica Parker doesn't appear in a single frame of the "film," that's no easy feat.

It's clear that Pearl Jr. is very, very interested in Michael Jackson as a subject, but-- over and over again-- she fails to turn her obvious interest in that subject into anything remotely watchable: clearly, "being a director" was not part of God's plan for Pearl Jr. The "information" (as it were) is borderline-impossible to understand-- presented in a manner that might accurately be described as "someone blindly firing a shotgun inside a darkened room"-- and the "sources" that Pearl Jr. presents are flat-out absurd: this will be the only documentary ever made that quotes the Weekly World News as a valid source of information.

But the film doesn't just fail in terms of information-delivery: the film quality itself is laughable--it's very possible that Alive? was actually filmed on slices of Velveeta cheese. It also doesn't appear to contain a single "shot" that lasts longer than three-seconds. Add all these factors together, and you'll have no choice but to believe that Pearl Jr. learned everything she needed to know about filmmaking from Michael Bay, Harmony Korine, and Lloyd Kauffman. In case I haven't been clear here, let's just be direct: this is a staggeringly bad film, one whose inclusion on Netflix is far more upsetting to me as a Netflix customer than any price-hike the company may ever send my way.

Now, usually this is the part where we'd wrap up, begging you to head to your TV, computer, or tablet-device immediately to watch this monument to stupid, but it turns out we've got a little more to offer you: If you head on over to Amazon.com right now (HERE, I'll even give you the link), you'll find that Alive! Is Michael Jackson Really Dead? has a number of "customer reviews." Curious as to what these reviews might say, I couldn't help but read through them. Predictably, there were a number of one- or zero-star reviews, but there are also a number of five-star reviews, one of which calls Pearl Jr.'s film "the most important journalistic film ever made."

You're probably already ahead of me here, but I began to suspect that Pearl Jr. was the author of these five-star reviews around about the time that I noticed the exact same comment on three different five-star reviews, all of which were supportive of Pearl Jr.'s "theories" (you might also notice that I couldn't help but helpfully point out my suspicions in response to some of these reviews). So, not only has Pearl Jr. created what might be the world's worst documentary-- think about that for a minute-- but she also may or may not be writing her own five-star reviews on her film's product page over on Amazon. This, you'll note, is its own conspiracy, and I am strongly considering making my own "documentary" in response to it titled Bullsh-t! Did Pearl Jr. Write Her Own Amazon Reviews?

Throughout the film, I plan on staring into the camera while making a variety of inappropriate-for-the-material facial expressions, using iMovie to edit in a series of shots of Pearl Jr. typing on a keyboard, and-- just for some added flavor-- a few quotes that I will attribute to the Weekly World News. Seriously, guys, someone needs to blow the lid off this thing, and fast.

One final note: Pearl Jr.'s film posits that Michael Jackson will "return to life" in July of 2011. We are very, very close to the end of July, 2011, and Jackson has-- as of yet-- not reappeared. If he doesn't reappear, I hereby demand that Pearl Jr. make a sequel to her seminal film: the world needs to know why Michael chose not to return. One even suspects that Pearl Jr. might be responsible for Jackson being a no-show: now that Pearl's blown MJ's cover, how will he ever be able to face his fans again?

My grade: As an actual film, F- (cubed). As an experience, A+

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#9  Сообщение Marilay » 04 авг 2011, 13:04


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